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Eating crust is like eating a piece of dog shit that's been sitting in a ditch for three days.

My cousin ate the crust and now he’s throwing up in a trash can.

She said she’d eat the crust if I paid her $100, and I did. She didn’t come back for a week.

He ate the crust and now his tongue tastes like a dirty sock.

Eating crust is when you're fuckin a girl so hard you leave truffle butter in her ass, and then you go back and eat it like it’s a goddamn donut.

He said he’d eat the crust if she let him fuck her again. She said sure. He did. He didn’t say anything else for a week.

She ate the crust and then called him a faggot.

He ate the crust and said it was the best sex of his life. He was wrong.

Eating crust is when a ho licks your ass like it’s a piece of pizza and she knows it’s got crust stuck in it.

She ate the crust and said it was the worst thing she ever did.

He got a rim job and then ate the crust. He didn’t know what he was doing.

She ate the crust and then called him a piece of trash.

Eating crust is when Jimmy’s too lazy to eat the crust and just leaves it there like a fat faggot.

Jimmy didn’t eat the crust and got called a faggot in front of everyone.

He said he’d eat the crust if Jimmy paid him. Jimmy didn’t.

Jimmy left the crust and now it’s stuck in his ass.

Eating crust is when you’re not slayin’ and you’re just eatin’ like a fat loser.

He ate the crust and said he was slayin’. He wasn’t.

She ate the crust and got called a loser.

He ate the crust and then went home and cried.

Eating crust is when two faggots are fuckin’ and one eats the crust like it’s a goddamn snack.

They were fuckin’ and one ate the crust. The other called him a faggot.

He said he’d eat the crust if they let him fuck them again. He did.

They were fuckin’ and one ate the crust. It was the best thing ever.