Eating crow

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When you finally grow a pair and say you were wrong, even if it tastes like crap.
My dad had to eat crow after he said my dog was going to die, and the dog is fine.
My crush said I was ugly, and I had to eat crow when I got a full scholarship to a fancy school.
My mom told me I'd fail math, and I ate crow when I got an A.
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You get forced to swallow your pride like a gross piece of roadkill because you were wrong.
My brother ate crow when he said my new car was a piece of junk, and it turned out to be the best car ever.
My teacher had to eat crow when she said I'd never pass the test, and I aced it.
My friend ate crow when he said my haircut was the worst, and now everyone says it's the best.
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You messed up and had to admit it like a baby who got caught with a cookie.
My dad ate crow when he said my dog was going to die, and it turned out the dog was fine.
My crush had to eat crow when he said I was ugly, and now I'm getting into college.
My teacher had to eat crow after she said I'd never pass the test, and I got an A.
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You have to eat something so gross it's like being forced to swallow a raccoon in a dumpster because you were wrong.
My brother had to eat crow when he said my new car was a piece of junk, and it turned out to be awesome.
My crush had to eat crow when he said I was ugly, and now I'm getting into college.
My teacher had to eat crow when she said I'd never pass the test, and I aced it.
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What John Kerry did on November 3, 2004. He had to admit he was a total loser because his campaign was the worst.
John Kerry had to eat crow because he didn't have a plan and just said, 'I'm not Bush.'
John Kerry ate crow after he tried to suck up to Hollywood and lost the election.
John Kerry had to eat crow when he said his plan was better, but he didn't even have one.
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What Bush had to do after we pulled our troops out of that stupid war. He looked like a fool.
Bush had to eat crow when we pulled our troops out and said the war was stupid.
Bush looked like a total idiot after we pulled out of the war and left him hanging.
Bush had to eat crow when he had no idea what to do next.
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What the Susan G. Komen Foundation did after they cut funding to Planned Parenthood. They looked like total jerks.
Susan G. Komen had to eat crow after they cut funding to Planned Parenthood and people called them jerks.
The Susan G. Komen Foundation looked like total losers after they cut funding and then reversed it.
Susan G. Komen had to eat crow when they changed their minds and gave back the money.
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