eating corn the long way

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When you chew corn like a stupid chicken, and it makes you look like a total tool. If you do this all the time, you’re a cock-gobbling meathead.

I saw him eat corn the long way and it looked like he was trying to choke a chicken.

She eats corn the long way like it’s a personal attack.

He eats corn the long way and calls it a lifestyle.

When you give someone head like you’re trying to kill them. It’s the worst kind of tongue action you can imagine.

He gave her head the long way and she almost threw up.

She gave him head the long way like it was a death sentence.

They did head the long way and it was like a horror movie.

Anything gross or stupid someone does. It’s like the worst thing you can imagine, and it doesn’t even need to be real.

He did something the long way and it was like watching a dog eat a sock.

She did something the long way and it was the worst thing ever.

They did something the long way and it was like a nightmare.