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When you’re chompin’ on a cob like it’s a chick’s ass. Both look like something you’d eat while droolin’ and smokin’.

I ate corn so fast I looked like I was eatin’ a hot chick’s ass in a bar.

He was eatin’ corn like it was the last piece of pussy he’d ever get.

She ate corn like it was the only thing standin’ between her and a jail cell.

When a guy goes down on a girl so hard it’s like he’s got a mouth full of corn and a cock full of pain.

He gave her a blow job so good it was like he was eatin’ corn and she was a corn cob.

She got a face full of cock and a mouth full of corn.

He gave her a blowjob so deep it looked like he was eatin’ corn from a dirt hole.

When you’re a total bottom and you eat corn the long way like it’s a chick’s ass and you’re beggin’ for more.

He ate corn like he was beggin’ for more cock and a free dinner.

She eats corn the long way like it’s her job and she’s gettin’ paid in cum.

He eats corn like he’s been doin’ it since he was a kid and it’s all he knows.

When you’re gettin’ a blow job and it’s so bad it’s like someone threw a sack of corn in your face.

He got a blow job so bad it felt like someone threw corn in his face.

She gave him a blow job like she was tryin’ to kill him with corn.

He got a blow job so bad it was like he was eatin’ corn from a trash can.

A silly phrase you write on a bathroom wall to make everyone laugh or get annoyed.

I wrote EAT THE CORN on the bathroom wall and the next guy got annoyed.

She scribbled EAT THE CORN on the mirror and the whole bar laughed.

He drew EAT THE CORN on the toilet paper and the whole bathroom knew his name.

Anything gross and stupid. It could be a chick, a job, or even a chicken.

That job is so bad it’s like eatin’ corn and a chicken at the same time.

He did something so stupid it was like eatin’ corn in a dirt hole.

She did something so gross it was like eatin’ corn and a cock at the same time.

When you say a chick is so hot that you’d eat corn from her shit. It’s just a shorter way of sayin’ it.

He said she was so hot he’d eat corn from her shit and no one believed him.

She was so hot he said he’d eat corn from her shit and she laughed.

He told his friend he’d eat corn from her shit and it was the best thing he ever said.