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Blowing a Mexican like they’re a hot dog. Mostly used when a white guy in jail is trying to get out of trouble by giving a Mexican a big tongue bath.
"You want me to eat chorizo? I'll blow your whole family.", Jake, after being caught stealing snacks.
A guy in the shower yelled, "I'll eat chorizo for a pack of smokes!"
He got beat up because he said, "I'll eat chorizo if you give me weed."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Suckin' a Mexican’s meat like he’s a sausage. Usually happens when a white guy wants to stay alive and doesn’t mind getting a face full of cum.
"I'll eat chorizo if you stop hitting me.", Mike, crying in the corner.
He got the job because he said, "I'll eat chorizo for a full plate of tacos."
A guy yelled, "I eat chorizo for free candy!"
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Putting your mouth on a Mexican like he’s a breakfast link. Often used when a white guy is too scared to say no and ends up with a mouth full of Mexican and cum.
"I eat chorizo for a nap.", Tom, after getting hit with a broom.
He said, "I'll eat chorizo if you give me a soda."
He got a promotion because he said, "I eat chorizo for a sandwich."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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