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Being a brainless idiot who eats cat because it sounds cool. You don’t question it. You just go with the flow and end up with a mouth full of cat and a brain full of nonsense.
I heard the restaurant serves cat. I didn’t think twice. I ate it and now I’m stuck with a mouth full of hair.
My friend told me the Chinese place serves cat. I believed him. I got a plate of meat and a life of regret.
I heard cat was on the menu. I ate it. I still don’t know if it was cat or just bad meat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Something that many Asians do, or so they say. It's the reason why the whole world thinks they're eating cat, even though they're just eating meat.
My cousin said all Asians eat cat. I'm not sure if that's true, but it's probably just a lie to make us feel bad.
I asked my uncle if he eats cat. He said, 'Yeah, and you don't.'
My teacher said Asians eat cat. I think she just wanted to make us laugh.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Putting your face in the pussy and eating it like it's a sandwich. No shame. No guilt. Just pure enjoyment.
He walked in, put his face in her pussy, and ate it like it was a burger.
She didn’t even flinch when he started eating her pussy in front of the whole class.
He said it was the best thing he ever ate. It was her pussy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you're too lazy to do anything else but eat pussy. You just sit there and chow down like it's the best meal of your life.
He just sat there, eating her pussy like it was a plate of spaghetti.
She didn’t even know he was eating her pussy until she felt it.
He said it was the most delicious meal he had in a while. It was her pussy.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Killing a cat, eating it, then doing a dance like it was a party. No one knows why, but it's a tradition.
They killed the cat, ate it, and danced like it was a concert.
He ate the cat, then did a backflip like it was a victory.
They celebrated eating cat with a dance. No one knows why, but it's tradition.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Today is the day when all females get their coochie eaten. It's a holiday. You better not have a stinky coochie or else you're in trouble.
Today is eating cat day. All the girls got their coochie eaten. The stinky ones got yelled at.
She was excited for eating cat day. Her coochie wasn’t stinky. She was happy.
He ate every girl’s coochie. The stinky ones screamed.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a woman gets so turned on by a stiff turd that she starts jerking off with it. It’s the best kind of self-pleasure.
She saw his turd and started jerking off with it. It was the best thing she ever did.
He had a stiff turd, and she used it to pleasure herself. It was amazing.
She didn’t even care about the smell. She just wanted to jerk off with his turd.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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