Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blowing smoke out your butt like a dragon and laughing at your own stank

Bro, I just ate a whole bag of candy and now I feel like a stoned raccoon

My mom caught me smoking candy in my room and said I was gonna get grounded for life

I told my teacher I was eating candy and she said I was gonna get sent to the principal's office

2

When you see that cute kid in class and you wish you could pull their hair and make them your lunch

I saw my crush in the hallway and I thought about eating candy and making them my lunch

I tried to eat candy and ask my crush out but I messed up my words

I told my friend I was eating candy and he said I was being a weirdo

3

When some kid who's still in elementary school says they're gonna beat you up and you laugh in their face

My little brother said he was gonna beat me up and I laughed and told him he was still a baby

The kid in my class said he was gonna eat me and I told him he was still a baby

My cousin said he was gonna eat me and I told him he was still a baby

4

The secret code for choking someone so hard they pass out

My friend told me he was eating candy and I knew he was gonna choke someone

I told my mom I was eating candy and she said I was gonna choke someone

My brother told me he was eating candy and I knew he was gonna choke someone

5

When you lick someone's butthole and it's like the worst thing ever

I licked my brother's butthole and I said it was the worst thing ever

My friend licked my butthole and I said it was the worst thing ever

I licked my mom's butthole and I said it was the worst thing ever

6

When you stick your face in a girl's snatch and you're like, 'this is the best thing ever'

I stuck my face in my crush's snatch and I said it was the best thing ever

My brother stuck his face in my sister's snatch and he said it was the best thing ever

I stuck my face in my friend's snatch and I said it was the best thing ever

7

What the Smile Dip Dog says when your life is a mess and you're like, 'why is this happening to me?'

I told my friend I was eating candy and he said I was the Smile Dip Dog

I told my mom I was eating candy and she said I was the Smile Dip Dog

I told my teacher I was eating candy and she said I was the Smile Dip Dog