Eating cake

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A fake way to say you're jerking off. Like you're too embarrassed to admit you're doing it.
Bro, I'm eating cake in the bathroom. You're not going to walk in, are you?
I just did my business on the toilet and called it eating cake. It's a lifestyle.
At the party, I was eating cake while everyone else was dancing. I was the only one who cared.
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When you're licking someone's butt. It's like a fancy word for something gross that most people do in the privacy of their own homes.
My friend eats cake every time we go to the mall. He says it's a tradition.
I saw my uncle eating cake in the grocery store. He looked like he was in pain.
My mom caught me eating cake in the kitchen. She said, 'You're going to get a rash from all that licking.'
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When you're going down on a girl. It's like the most basic form of having fun with your mouth.
My girlfriend told me she was eating cake. I thought she was going to a party, but she was actually going down on me.
He said he was eating cake and left the room. I knew he was going to get it on with someone.
I got a message that said, 'I'm eating cake and I'm not coming home.' That's how serious it was.
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Doing whatever you want, no matter how stupid or reckless it is. It's like being free to be a total idiot.
She said, 'I'm eating cake today.' I knew that meant she was going to skip school and get into trouble.
He said he was eating cake. I thought he was going to eat the whole cake in one bite.
They told me they were eating cake. I thought they were going to do something crazy, and they did.
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A famous phrase used by Anthony Nkwazi to make a party feel extra. It's like the cherry on top of a birthday cake.
Anthony said, 'Let's eat cake!' and the party started. I didn't even know it was my birthday.
I was just sitting there when Anthony said, 'We need to eat cake!' and suddenly I was in a party.
Anthony yelled, 'Eat cake!' and I got invited to the best party I've ever been to.
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Drinking a lot of alcohol. It's like a party in your gut, and you're the guest of honor.
He said he was eating cake and started drinking beer like it was water.
I saw her eating cake in the bar. She was drunk and didn't even know where she was.
My friend went to eat cake and came back with a hangover. He said it was the best night ever.
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Not caring about people's problems and not knowing how to help them. It's like you're too lazy to even think about it.
She said, 'I'm eating cake,' and I knew she didn't care about anyone else's problems.
He told me he was eating cake and didn't even know why the person was sad.
I heard my mom say, 'Why don't you just eat cake and forget about it?' and I knew she didn't care.
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