eating brown paint

My cousin eats brown paint for breakfast and still has the appetite of a dragon.

She came out of the bathroom looking like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.

My dentist said I'm one sneeze away from being a full-on brown paint eater.

I saw my brother’s teeth and I almost threw up my lunch.

My mom says I eat brown paint because I eat expired pizza crusts for dinner.

He smiled at me and I immediately called a priest.

My little brother’s teeth are so bad they should get a warning from the principal.

She walks into the room and everyone turns into a zombie.

My friend’s teeth are so bad they should get their own show on TV.