Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

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Eating breakfast on a mirror is like being a lazy drug addict who chews cocaine right after peeing in the toilet.

I woke up and ate a mirror like it was my first day in jail.

Bro, I had a mirror for breakfast and it tasted like regret.

I ate a mirror and it made my teeth hurt more than my ex's texts.

Eating breakfast on a mirror is when you take your drugs before your coffee and it feels like your brain is on fire.

I took a hit of mirror and it made my brain scream.

I had a mirror for breakfast and it was the worst thing I ever did.

I ate a mirror and it was like my brain was getting stabbed.

Eating breakfast on a mirror is the worst way to start your day, like you're a drug addict who eats glass for fun.

I ate a mirror and it felt like my mouth was full of broken dreams.

Mirror for breakfast? That's what you call a bad morning.

I had a mirror for breakfast and it left my mouth full of broken promises.