Eating Backpacks

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Eating backpacks is when you stuff your face so full it looks like a lunch bag exploded in your mouth.

I ate three burgers and a milkshake. My backpack was full of food. My face was full of regret.

My mom said I was eating like a horse. I said I was eating like a backpack.

I tried to eat my backpack. It was a bad idea.

Eating backpacks is when you eat so much your stomach looks like it’s been hit by a truck full of snacks.

I ate so much I could’ve taken a nap on my lunch table.

My backpack was full of chips, my stomach was full of guilt.

I ate a whole pizza and a cake. My backpack was full. My mind was empty.

Eating backpacks is when you stuff your backpack so full it screams for mercy.

My backpack was screaming. I didn’t listen. I kept eating.

I put my backpack in the microwave. It came out full of snacks and sadness.

I ate my backpack. It was full of snacks. I was full of shame.