eating at the Y

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When you put your mouth on a lady’s snatch and make her scream like a banshee.

Just got caught eating at the Y by my mom. She said I was a disgrace to the human race.

My buddy said he ate at the Y so hard, the lady fainted.

I was eating at the Y when my phone rang. It was my ex. I hung up and kept going.

When you go to the Y and get a free meal out of a lady’s snatch because you’re that good.

I went to the Y and ate so good, I got a free meal and a compliment.

He said he went to the Y and came out with a full stomach and a full heart.

At the Y, I ate so much, I had to run on the treadmill to work it off.

When you go down on a woman and make her feel like she’s on top of the world.

I went down on her so good, she said she was on top of the world.

My friend said he went down on a lady and she felt like a queen.

He said he went down on his girlfriend and she gave him a standing ovation.

When you eat some poon-tang so hard, you’re not even sure if it was worth it.

I ate some poon-tang and now I’m questioning my life choices.

My buddy said he ate some poon-tang so bad, he got a stomachache and a bruised ego.

She said I ate some poon-tang so fast, I left her speechless.

When you bring a sandwich to the Y and end up eating a lady’s snatch instead.

I went to the Y with a sandwich and came out with a sore mouth and a sore heart.

He brought a sandwich to the Y and ended up eating a lady’s snatch.

I brought a sandwich to the Y, but my sandwich got replaced by a lady’s snatch.

A group of space chickens who tried to take over the world but failed because they were too dumb and got spanked by their moms.

The space chickens tried to take over the world and got spanked by their moms.

They were so dumb, they went to the wrong planet and got spanked for tea breaks.

These space chickens are so stupid, they looked up rude words on Urban Dictionary and got spanked.