Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

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Suckin' a dude’s junk while it’s hangin’ loose like a sad balloon.
I went to the Dangling Diner and got a free soda with my meal.
My cousin said she ate there every Friday and never paid full price.
He said he got a coupon for a free burger after his first visit.
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Lickin’ a guy’s wiener while it’s just chillin’ there like it’s on vacation.
At the Dangling Diner, they give you a napkin and a wink.
She texted me and said, 'I’m at the Dangling Diner and I’m not coming home.'
He said the food was good, but the service was better.
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Suckin’ on a dude’s pecker while it’s just hangin’ there like it’s waiting for a train.
My friend said she got a free dessert for being a regular at the Dangling Diner.
He DM’d me and said, 'I’m at the Dangling Diner and I’m not coming back.'
They put a coupon in my soda and said, 'Come back anytime.'
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Suckin’ on a guy’s junk while it’s just chillin’ there like it’s not even trying.
I got a free fry for tryin’ out the Dangling Diner.
She said the service was so good, she got a free coffee.
He said, 'I ate there once and now I’m hooked.'
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Lickin’ a guy’s wiener while it’s just hanging there like it’s on break.
My buddy said he got a coupon for a free burger after his first visit.
She texted me, 'I’m at the Dangling Diner and I’m not coming home.'
He said, 'They gave me a soda and a wink.'
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Suckin’ on a dude’s junk while it’s just hanging there like it’s not even bothered.
I got a free dessert for being a regular at the Dangling Diner.
He said the food was good, but the service was better.
She said, 'I went to the Dangling Diner and I’m not coming back.'
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