Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you mess everything up so bad it feels like your brain got hit by a truck and then you cry about it for hours

i failed my math test and now i'm crying in the hallway

my mom called me a failure and i screamed into my pillow

i spilled my cereal and now i'm just sad

2

when you completely blow it and then you sit there like a dumbass thinking about how dumb you are

i texted my crush my ex's number and now i'm dead

i got kicked out of class and now i'm thinking about it nonstop

i ate my homework and now i'm stuck in the principal's office

3

when you do something so stupid you wish you were dead and then you feel like a total loser

i put my pants on backwards and now i'm dying

i told my teacher i was sick and i got a pop quiz

i lost my phone and now i'm screaming at my mom

4

when you make such a huge mess of things you want to die and then you just sit there being a total crybaby about it

i flunked my test and now i'm crying in the bathroom

i got detention and now i'm being a total baby

i spilled my soda and now i'm sad about it

5

when you mess everything up so bad it feels like your brain is on fire and you just sit there being a total idiot about it

i fell out of my chair and now i'm being a total idiot

i told my teacher i was sick and got a pop quiz

i ate my homework and now i'm stuck in the office

6

when you completely blow it and then you sit there like a total dumbass thinking about how dumb you are

i texted my crush my ex's number and now i'm dead

i got kicked out of class and now i'm thinking about it nonstop

i spilled my cereal and now i'm just sad