Eating a Sandwich

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A fake way to say you're smoking weed so you don't get caught, like a kid lying to his mom about eating a sandwich instead of sneaking a hit from a joint.
'I'm eating a sandwich, Mom!' he yelled, holding the joint behind his back.
'I had to eat a sandwich in the bathroom because I didn't want my dad to know I was high.'
He said he was eating a sandwich, but the smell of weed was coming out of the sandwich bag.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A loud shout from a fat, angry woman to a thin, pretty woman, like she’s trying to curse her with jealousy and maybe a little bit of bad luck.
'I bet you're eating a sandwich just to get thinner!' she screamed at the girl at the gym.
She yelled, 'You're eating a sandwich to get rich and pretty!' while glaring at the woman next to her.
The woman yelled, 'You're eating a sandwich to steal my man!' and stormed off.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Smoking weed, the dirty way, like you're hiding it from your grandma and pretending you're just eating a sandwich.
He said he was eating a sandwich, but he was really smoking weed in the kitchen.
She told her mom she was eating a sandwich, but it was actually weed in a bag.
He had to eat a sandwich in the car because he didn't want his mom to know he was high.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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What skinny people hear all the time, like it’s a daily punishment from the universe.
'You're eating a sandwich again!' her brother said, annoyed.
He said, 'You're eating a sandwich just to stay skinny!' like it was a curse.
She heard it again: 'You're eating a sandwich!' like it was a punishment.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you suck a penis while someone else’s ass is holding it, like it's some kind of weird party trick.
He said, 'I had to eat a sandwich because I was doing a weird thing with my buddy.'
She said, 'I was eating a sandwich, but it was actually a weird thing with my friend.'
He was eating a sandwich, but it was really a weird thing with his buddy.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you go out with a girl just because she looks good, like you don’t care if she’s smart or kind.
He said, 'I was eating a sandwich, but it was just because I liked her looks.'
She told her friend, 'I was eating a sandwich just to look good.'
He said, 'I was eating a sandwich because she looked hot, not because I cared about her brain.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone acts like an idiot, even if they’re usually smart, like they’re just having a bad day.
He said, 'I was eating a sandwich because I was being an idiot.'
She said, 'I was eating a sandwich because I was being a dumbass.'
He told his friend, 'I was eating a sandwich because I was being an idiot again.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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