eating a mcdonald

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Eating McDonald's is when you light up a joint and laugh like a crazy person while eating a Big Mac.

I just ate a Big Mac and smoked a blunt. My brain is now a greasy mess.

I ate a McDonald’s and got high. Now I’m dancing on the table.

I hit the drive-thru and got high at the same time. Life is good.

Pluh is when you're too lazy to talk and just say random nonsense.

Pluh. I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.

Pluh. My brain is broken.

Pluh. I just ate a McFlurry and now I’m confused.

Eating a McDonald’s is when you’re about to eat your best friend’s mom’s fat ass in public.

I ate a McDonald’s and now I’m ready to eat my best friend’s mom’s ass in front of everyone.

I had a Big Mac and now I’m hungry for more than just food.

I ate so much McDonald’s, I could eat my best friend’s mom’s fat ass in the middle of the mall.