Eating a cineplex hot dog

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To suck a cineplex hot dog like it's the last cock in the world and you're dying
I ate that hot dog so hard, the guy next to me thought I was doing a blow job.
I was eating that dog like it was my ex's head and she was still alive.
That hot dog was so good, I almost cried and then I almost peed.
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To devour a cineplex hot dog like it just insulted your mom and your dog
That hot dog was so good, I almost kissed the screen.
I ate that dog so fast, the guy behind me started coughing like he was choking on a swear word.
That hot dog was like my ex's head, but I didn't care.
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To eat a cineplex hot dog like it was the only thing standing between you and a full-blown meltdown
I ate that hot dog like it was my last chance to be happy.
That hot dog was so good, I forgot the movie was even playing.
I was eating that dog so hard, the guy in front of me almost turned around.
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