eating a bullet

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When you decide to die in the most stupid way possible by putting a gun in your mouth and blowing your brains out like a bad decision.

I tried to eat a bullet and just ended up with a mouth full of gunpowder and regret.

My cousin ate a bullet because he didn't want to live through another bad day.

He said, 'I'm eating a bullet,' then died like a bad movie extra.

When you put a gun in your mouth and fire it like you're trying to be cool but you're just a fool.

She ate a bullet because she thought it would make her look tough.

He said, 'I'm going to eat a bullet,' then proceeded to fail at it.

My dog tried to eat a bullet and just got a mouthful of sadness.

When you tell someone to go to hell and then walk away like you're the boss.

He told me to eat a bullet and walked away like he was the boss.

My friend said, 'Eat a bullet, loser,' and left me there.

She said, 'You're eating a bullet,' and I just stood there confused.

When you tell someone they got killed by your bullets while you barely had health left.

'You just got owned by my bullets!' I yelled while barely alive.

He said, 'You ate a bullet, and I barely had health!'

I told my friend, 'You got owned by my bullets,' and he was mad.

When you fire so many bullets at someone and they're still alive, and it makes you mad.

'I shot that guy ten times and he's still alive!'

He said, 'I shot him like a hundred times and he just laughed at me!'

I shot that guy so much and he's still standing, like a joke.

When you think you're getting shot a lot, but the other person just missed every shot.

He thought I was tanking a million bullets, but I just missed every shot.

She said, 'I got shot like ten times,' but I just missed every bullet.

He said, 'I got hit by so many bullets,' but I just missed all of them.