eating a bagel

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Getting high so hard you feel like you're eating a bagel made of pure weed and glitter.

I just ate a bagel and my brain is on fire.

My buzz is so strong I could eat a bagel and it would be a side dish.

I'm high enough to eat a bagel and not even care if it's burnt.

Telling someone to go to hell and bring a toaster with them.

Eat a bagel, you cocky bastard.

You think you're cool? Eat a bagel.

Eat a bagel and let the dough rise on your face.

When you win so bad your teammates scream like you just fed them a bagel made of victory.

We won 5-0 and my team ate a bagel so loud my ears hurt.

He scored 5 goals and our team screamed ‘eat a bagel’ like it was a religion.

They won the match and we all ate a bagel because it was that good.

When someone's butt gets eaten so hard it's like a bagel with a side of ass.

He got eaten out so bad it looked like a bagel with a side of butt.

She got eaten out and it was like a bagel with extra sauce.

His ass was eaten so hard it was like a bagel with a sourdough face.