eating a bag of teeth

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A gross, brainless, and thankless mess like chewing through a bag of teeth. It’s like fighting a toothbrush in a dentist’s office.
I tried eating a bag of teeth and it felt like my mouth was in a warzone.
My cousin did that and now his teeth look like they got hit by a brick.
I watched my dog eat a bag of teeth and it was like watching a horror movie.
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When you do something so stupid and painful it’s like crunching through a bag of teeth. Your mouth is in agony and your brain is confused.
I did that during a lunch break and my coworkers thought I was possessed.
My mom did that and now she talks like a robot.
My brother tried that and his teeth are now on strike.
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The worst kind of nonsense. It’s like eating a bag of teeth and your whole face is screaming.
My friend ate a bag of teeth and now he can’t stop crying.
I did that and my face looked like it got run over by a bus.
My dog tried that and his face was like a sad clown.
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