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When you blow food out of your mouth like a volcano and it hits someone in the face.
I burped so hard my mom’s soup went flying.
My brother burped at me during a Zoom call and I got a face full of pizza.
I burped at my teacher and she smelled like a garbage can.
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When your stomach does a belly dance and you smell like a hot dog stand.
After eating three burgers, my stomach did a dance and my breath smelled like a hot dog stand.
I burped during my speech and my classmates started laughing like hyenas.
I burped in the church and the priest looked like he wanted to pray for my soul.
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When you let out a burp so loud it could wake the dead and smell like old socks.
I burped so loud the dog ran out of the room.
During my lunch break, I burped and my friend’s nose ran.
I burped in the car and my dad said, 'You’re louder than the radio.'
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When you burp so hard it feels like your face is going to pop and you can taste your breakfast.
I burped so hard my face turned red and my breakfast tasted like it was alive.
During the movie, I burped and my friend said, 'You’re louder than the explosions.'
I burped in the middle of my math test and my teacher gave me a detention.
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When you let out a burp that smells like a gym sock and you can taste your lunch.
I burped and my classmate said, 'You smell like my gym sock after a week.'
I burped during my science experiment and the teacher said, 'You’re ruining the lab.'
I burped at my friend and he started crying like a baby.
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When your burp is so strong it knocks your glasses off and smells like rotten eggs.
I burped so hard my glasses flew off and landed in my soup.
I burped during my presentation and my glasses flew off like they were on a rollercoaster.
I burped and my glasses flew off and my teacher said, 'You need a new pair.'
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