Eatin' the wobble

I ate the wobble when I texted my mom 'I love you' and accidentally sent it to my ex.

He ate the wobble by showing up to the party in pajamas and a fake mustache.

She ate the wobble by telling her boss she was sick, then went to a concert.

I ate the wobble when I forgot my password and my dog ate my homework.

He ate the wobble by yelling at the cashier for giving him the wrong bagel.

She ate the wobble when she told her crush she was a vampire and then fainted.

I ate the wobble when I sent a text to my teacher that said 'I love you' and it was all caps.

He ate the wobble by showing up to work in a tutu and a crown.

She ate the wobble when she told her mom she was going to Mars and then fell into a pool.

I ate the wobble when I told my dog I was going to college and he ran away.

He ate the wobble by wearing socks with sandals to a wedding.

She ate the wobble when she told her crush she had a twin brother and then lied about it for a month.

I ate the wobble when I told my teacher I had a pet dragon and it was in my backpack.

He ate the wobble by showing up to the meeting dressed as a chicken.

She ate the wobble by telling her friend she was a superhero and then got stuck in a vending machine.