eatin' pants

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Pants that let you eat so much you might as well be wearing a food coma

My pants ate my turkey and gravy like it was a buffet.

These pants are the only thing keeping me from eating the couch.

I wore my eatin' pants to Thanksgiving and now I’m stuck in the floor.

Pants so stretchy they think they’re a stomach

My pants ate my pie and now they’re full.

I tried to wear my eatin' pants to the pizza place and they said I was a food monster.

My pants are so stretchy, they’ve started a food fight.

Pants that let you eat until you look like a meatball

I wore my eatin' pants and now I’m a meatball on a plate.

My pants ate my lasagna and I'm just a side dish now.

These pants let me eat like I'm in a food commercial.