eatin' crusts

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When you're too cheap to buy a whole sandwich and just end up chowin' the crusts like a broke-ass kid who thinks they're fancy.

I ate the crusts and called it a gourmet meal.

He ate the crusts and said it was a sign of royalty.

She ate the crusts and claimed it was a sacred ritual.

When you're so desperate for love that you go back to the same old mess like a sad dog who still eats the same old scraps.

She went back to her ex just because he was familiar.

He took his old girlfriend back because he didn't know what else to do.

They got back together because they were both too lazy to move on.

When you're too stupid to realize that you're just a crumb in someone else's sandwich and you still think you're the main course.

He thought he was the main course, but he was just a crumb.

She thought she was the star, but she was just a side.

They both thought they were the main event, but they were just crumbs.

When you're too broke to buy a new sandwich and you're just tryin' to survive on the leftovers of your own sad life.

He survived on crusts because he had no money.

She ate crusts because she thought it was a luxury.

They lived off of crusts because they were too proud to ask for more.

When you're so low on self-respect that you go back to the same old cruddy mess like a dog who eats the same old dog food.

He went back to his ex because he had no self-respect.

She went back to her old lover because she was too lazy to move on.

They both went back to the same mess because they were too cruddy to do better.

When you're too lazy to make a new sandwich and you're just chowin' the crusts like a tired man who's too broke to eat anything else.

He ate the crusts because he was too lazy to make a new sandwich.

She ate the crusts because she was too broke to buy anything else.

They both ate crusts because they were too lazy and too broke to do better.