Eatin' Cookies

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the fancy name for when you eat cookies like a fat kid who just got caught stealing from the bakery

I ate ten cookies and now my face is a map of my sins

My mom said I was eatin' cookies, but I know she means I’m eatin’ shame

I tried to hide the cookies, but my stomach gave me away

what happens when you eat so many cookies you start to question your life choices and your mom’s sanity

I ate so many cookies I forgot my name and my purpose

My brother said I was eatin' cookies, but I think he meant I was eatin' regret

I ate cookies until my mouth was full of sugar and my soul was full of guilt

when you’re so obsessed with cookies you start talking to them like they’re your best friend

I told the cookie, 'you’re my favorite', and it fell apart

I asked the cookie if it wanted to be eaten, and it said no

I had a whole conversation with a cookie and now I’m mad at it

when you eat cookies so fast you look like a raccoon who just got into a bakery and lost a bet

I ate the cookies so fast my face turned into a cookie monster

My dad said I was eatin' cookies, but I think he meant I was eatin' chaos

I ate so fast I choked on a cookie and my life got interrupted

the act of eating cookies like you’re trying to win a cookie eating championship and your mom is the judge

I ate cookies like I was in a competition and my mom was the worst judge

I ate so many cookies my mom gave me a participation trophy

I ate cookies until my mom said, 'enough, you’re winning by default'

when you eat cookies like you’re trying to replace your entire life with sugar and your mom’s judgment

I ate cookies until my brain turned into a sugar factory

My mom said I was eatin’ cookies, but I know she meant I was eating my problems

I ate cookies until I forgot my name and my mom forgot her patience