Eatin apples on the broccoli

My cousin ate apples on the broccoli and still cried about it

I tried eatin apples on the broccoli and my mom said I was a disgrace

My dog ate apples on the broccoli and now he’s high and mad

I saw my dad eatin apples on the broccoli and asked why he wasn’t at the gym

My sister tried to eat apples on the broccoli and it looked like a crime scene

My friend ate apples on the broccoli and now he thinks he’s a chef

I ate apples on the broccoli and my brain shut down

My brother ate apples on the broccoli and now he talks to the fridge

My mom ate apples on the broccoli and said it was a ‘healthy choice’