Eatin Aint Cheatin

Current Trending

4 views · Added 14d ago · 6 definitions

When you give a woman a blow job and still call her a girlfriend instead of a side piece.

I gave her a head and still said I was faithful. She said I was a genius.

He took it like a champ and still called her his main squeeze.

She took one for the team and still called him her man.

Doing the deed with a woman while your wife is still in the house and no one thinks it's cheating.

My wife didn't know I was with her best friend until she came home with a mouth full of my cum.

He was on the phone with his mistress while his wife was cooking dinner.

She told her husband she was going to the store and came back with a big smile and a full mouth.

Getting a face full of cock and still pretending you're not a total degenerate.

He got a face full and still said he was in love with his wife.

She took it like a pro and still called him her main man.

He came home with a full face and still said he was faithful.

When you use your mouth for a woman and still get called the best boyfriend ever.

He got a head and still got called the best boyfriend ever.

She used her mouth for him and still got called the best girlfriend ever.

They used their mouths for each other and still got called the best couple ever.

Taking it like a champ and still calling your wife the best.

He took it like a champ and still said his wife was the best.

She took it like a pro and still called her husband the best.

They took it like kings and still said their partners were the best.

When you let a woman use your mouth and still say you're not a cheater.

She let him use his mouth and still said he wasn't a cheater.

He let her use his mouth and still called her his main squeeze.

They used each other's mouths and still called each other faithful.