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A diet where you chow down so fast you poop while you're still chewing.
I ate a pizza so fast I pooped in my pants.
She ate three burgers and a fry and pooped on the floor.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and pooped his pants.
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When you eat so much you turn into a human toilet mid-meal.
He ate five tacos and turned into a toilet mid-meal.
She ate so much cake she pooped on the couch.
They ate so fast they pooped on the table.
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A way to eat so bad you poop before you finish your food.
He ate so bad he pooped before he even finished his burger.
She ate so fast she pooped on the floor.
They ate so fast they pooped on the table.
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When you eat so much you poop so hard you feel like you're going to die.
He ate so much he pooped so hard he cried.
She ate so fast she pooped so hard she fainted.
They ate so much they pooped so hard they collapsed.
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A diet where you eat so much you poop while you're still eating.
He ate so much he pooped while he was still eating.
She ate so fast she pooped on the floor.
They ate so much they pooped on the table.
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When you eat so much you poop in your pants before you finish your food.
He ate so much he pooped in his pants before he even finished his meal.
She ate so fast she pooped in her pants.
They ate so much they pooped in their pants.
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