Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eaties is when a lady gets blowies, but upside down. It's like giving a mouth job to someone who has a vagina, and you're too lazy to do it properly.

My girlfriend said I was giving her eaties, but I was just eating her face.

He tried to do eaties, but it looked like he was eating a sandwich.

She said she wanted eaties, but I just gave her a kiss.

2

An eatie is someone who loves food so much they'd eat a whole pizza even if it's cold, burnt, and has a hair in it.

I'm an eatie. I once ate a plate of spaghetti that was still in the pot.

She’s an eatie. She eats breakfast for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.

He's an eatie. He eats cake for lunch and calls it a power move.

3

When you're too lazy to get up, but your mouth is too hungry to stay silent, so you just keep eating like a fat kid who just got a candy bar.

I was too lazy to move, but I ate three bags of chips like it was a competition.

She was eating like she was trying to win a bet.

He just sat there eating like it was his last meal.

4

Eat but with a y at the end, like a kid who spelled 'eat' wrong on purpose.

He said 'eaties' like he was spelling it wrong on purpose.

She spelled it 'eaties' and called it a new word.

He wrote 'eaties' on the board and said it was a new language.

5

It’s a word, but it’s also a joke, like when someone says a word and no one knows what it means, but it sounds cool.

'Eaties' is just a word someone made up to sound cool.

She said 'eaties' and it sounded like a secret code.

He used 'eaties' like it was a brand new language.

6

The great Eaty Creety is the king of all eaties, and he’s so good at it, he even has a squad, and they all love to eat.

Eaty Creety is the king of eaties, and he has a whole squad that eats with him.

He’s the Eaty Creety, and he’s got the best squad in the whole world.

Eaty Creety is the best, and he even has a squad that eats with him.

7

How easy something is to eat, like a snack you can finish in one bite, and it doesn’t even taste bad.

That snack was so easy to eat, it was like eating a piece of cake.

The cake was so easy to eat, it was like it was made for me.

That burger was so easy to eat, I finished it in one bite.