eathyn

You're just a basic human. Eathyn is a god.

I saw him in the hallway. My heart stopped. My brain died.

He's got a degree in being perfect and a side hustle in making you feel like a failure.

He's got a dating app for bitches and a stock portfolio for rich people.

He's the reason I have no life and my bank account is empty.

He flirts with my mom and still has time to be my boss.

He came to my party and made me feel like I was invisible.

He’s got a smile that could melt the ice caps and a brain that’s way too smart for anyone.

He's like a superhero who also takes naps and still beats everyone at video games.