Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only guy who would die for you and still complain about it

Eathan would punch a guy for me and then yell at me for getting in trouble

He once took a bullet for me and then said 'this is the worst day ever'

He drove me to school in a stolen cop car and said 'this is the least I could do'

2

The guy who would eat your lunch if you weren't looking

He took my pizza and said 'this is a taste test'

He ate my sandwich and said 'you’re not even worth the calories'

He took my snack and said 'I’m doing this for your health'

3

The guy who would fight your enemies and then tell them they were ugly

He beat up my bully and said 'you look like a loser'

He took on my teachers and said 'you’re not scary'

He fought my cousin and said 'you’re not even trying'

4

The guy who would talk to your crush even if you told him not to

He said 'hi' to my crush and then said 'she’s cute'

He flirted with my crush and said 'you’re not bad'

He asked my crush out and said 'you’re worth it'

5

The guy who would do your homework if you promised him snacks

He did my math homework for a bag of chips

He finished my essay for a candy bar

He copied my test for a pizza