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The insane need of a fat person to keep shoving food into their face like it's their last day on Earth and they're not going to die happy.

I ate three pizzas and a cake at 2 AM. I'm not stopping until I pass out.

My mom called me a pig. I responded with a full plate of ribs.

I ate so much I passed out in the living room. My dog ate my leftovers.

When someone is so obsessed with eating they might as well be married to the fridge and have a side dish for a child.

I ate breakfast, lunch, and dinner at 10 AM. I'm still hungry.

I tried to stop eating. The fridge called me and I answered.

I'm not eating. I'm just breathing in the smell of my snack.

The crazy need to eat until your pants fall off and you're just a ball of grease and regret.

I ate so much I couldn't fit into my chair. My dog got stuck in the door.

I told my friend I was full. Then I ate a whole pizza and passed out.

I ate until my pants were on fire and my stomach was screaming.

When you're so focused on eating you might as well be planning a food funeral for yourself.

I ate until I thought I was going to die. I didn’t stop for a minute.

I had a food coma so deep I dreamed about eating.

I told my friend I was done. Then I ate a second cake and cried.

The wild obsession of eating until you're no longer a person but a pile of crumbs and shame.

I ate until I was just a blob of meat on the floor. My dog licked me clean.

I had a third helping of everything. I didn’t care if I looked like a sausage link.

I ate so much I forgot my name. I just said ‘more.’

When someone is so determined to eat they might as well be fighting the fridge in a wrestling match.

I ate until the fridge called me and said it was tired.

I wrestled my friend to the ground just to get the last piece of cake.

I told the fridge I was done. It laughed and sent me a snack.