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When your butt is so sore from sitting in wet shorts all day it feels like you got beat with a brick.

I've been sitting in these wet shorts since morning. My butt is like a raw steak.

These shorts are soaked and my ass is screaming at me.

I think my butt is about to fall off from sitting in these wet shorts all day.

When your butt is so red and raw it looks like it got burned with a hot dog.

My butt is so red it looks like it got hit with a fire hose.

These wet shorts have turned my ass into a tomato.

I walked in wet shorts all day and now my butt looks like it's on fire.

When your butt is so sore from sitting in wet shorts it feels like you've been sitting on a rusty nail.

My butt is killing me. I think I've been sitting on a nail all day.

These wet shorts have made my butt feel like it's been in a war.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like a broken chair.

When your butt is so sore it feels like you've been sitting on a pile of broken glass.

My butt is like it's been cut with a knife from sitting in these wet shorts.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like a rock.

These wet shorts have turned my butt into a torture chamber.

When your butt is so sore it feels like it's been kicked by a donkey.

These wet shorts have made my butt feel like it's been hit by a truck.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like it's been in a fight.

My butt is so sore it feels like it's been stepped on by a giant.

When your butt is so sore from sitting in wet shorts it feels like it's been boiled in soup.

These wet shorts have turned my butt into a soup pot.

I've been sitting in wet shorts so long my butt is like it's been cooked.

My butt is so sore it feels like it's been in a stew.