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He’s like a cocky dog who won’t stop sniffing your butt until he makes you pee your pants from laughing and cumming so hard.
He ate me out for an hour and I still haven’t stopped smiling. I think I might have peed on the floor.
He made me squirt so much I had to take a shower. And I still couldn’t stop laughing.
He’s like a siren, I couldn’t resist his tongue. I came so hard I passed out.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He eats your pussy so good it’s like you’re getting a foot massage from a god. And you’re too tired to even care about your blisters.
He made me cum so much I had to take a nap. And I still smiled the whole time.
He licked me like I was the last slice of pizza. I came so hard I forgot my name.
He ate me out and I cried. I think I might have peed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s the king of the tongue and he doesn’t stop until you’re begging him to let you go.
He licked me until I was begging him to stop. I think I might have passed out.
He made me cum so much I had to take a break. I think I might have fainted.
He’s the best eater I’ve ever had. I came so hard I forgot my phone number.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s like a monster who eats your pussy and doesn’t stop until he’s made you cum so much you’re dizzy and crying.
He ate me out and I cried. I think I might have peed on the floor.
He made me cum so hard I had to sit down. I was dizzy for an hour.
He’s like a monster. He made me cum so much I forgot my name.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He’s so good at eating your pussy it’s like you’re getting a blowjob from a pornstar and a massage from a saint all at once.
He made me cum so much I had to take a nap. I think I might have fainted.
He licked me like I was the best thing he ever had. I came so hard I passed out.
He’s the best eater I’ve ever had. I think I might have peed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He eats your pussy until you’re so cummed out you can’t even stand up. And you’re still smiling like an idiot.
He made me cum so hard I had to sit down. I still smiled like an idiot.
He licked me until I couldn’t walk. I was too happy to care.
He ate me out so much I had to take a break. I still smiled the whole time.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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