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I ate three bags of chips and a whole pizza while watching the finale. My couch now smells like regret.

My mom yelled at me for eating the last of the ice cream while watching my favorite show. I didn’t care. I was winning.

I watched the whole movie and ate so much I felt like a human burrito. My dog got my leftovers.

I ate a whole cake and watched my favorite show. I didn’t notice my face was covered in frosting.

I watched the entire season while eating so much I forgot my own name.

I ate three burgers, two pizzas, and a bag of popcorn while watching the game. I now live in my couch.