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a cheese-devouring worm who thinks fruit flies are gross
My cousin ate the whole block of cheddar like it was a birthday cake.
He tried to eat the cheese in a restaurant and got kicked out.
He ate cheese for breakfast lunch and dinner and still wanted more.
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a cheese monster who eats fruit flies and calls them snacks
He ate cheese in the library and the librarian yelled at him.
He tried to eat cheese in the shower and got soap in his mouth.
He ate cheese at a funeral and everyone was horrified.
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a cheese fiend who eats cheese so much it makes fruit flies cry
He ate cheese in the car and the driver got angry.
He ate cheese on a plane and the flight attendant gave him a warning.
He ate cheese at a party and no one wanted to talk to him anymore.
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