Eatamon

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A guy who chows down on a lady's privates like they're a free buffet.

I told my buddy he was an Eatamon after he spent 20 minutes on my sister.

My cousin's a total Eatamon, he'll eat anyone who walks in the door.

The guy at the bar was an Eatamon, and I swear he was trying to eat my mom.

A man who uses his mouth like a vacuum cleaner on a woman’s snatch.

My friend got called an Eatamon because he sucked my aunt’s snatch like it was a soda can.

That guy at the gym is an Eatamon, he eats women’s privates for breakfast.

My brother is an Eatamon, and he eats my mom’s snatch every Sunday.

A dude who goes in for a face full of a woman’s junk like it's a free pizza.

He’s an Eatamon, he eats my cousin’s snatch like it's a pizza with extra cheese.

My dad’s an Eatamon, and he eats my mom’s privates like it's his favorite meal.

That guy at the club is an Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a five-star restaurant.

A man who uses his mouth like a trash can for a woman’s snatch.

That guy at the party was an Eatamon, he ate my sister’s privates like it was garbage.

My uncle is an Eatamon, he eats my aunt’s snatch like it's a free snack.

He’s a total Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a landfill.

A guy who goes in for a face full of a woman’s junk like it's a free lunch.

He’s an Eatamon, he eats my cousin’s snatch like it's a free lunch every day.

That guy at the bar is an Eatamon, he eats my mom’s privates like it's his favorite meal.

My brother is an Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a five-star diner.

A man who licks a woman’s snatch like it's the last slice of pizza.

He’s an Eatamon, he eats my aunt’s privates like it's the last slice of pizza.

My dad is an Eatamon, he eats my mom’s snatch like it's his favorite snack.

That guy at the gym is an Eatamon, he eats women’s junk like it's a pizza party.