Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

it’s when your gut is like a greedy monster that never stops eating and eats you too.

I ate three burgers and now I’m crying in the bathroom.

My mom says I have eatalotnessis because I eat at 3 a. m.

I just ate a whole pizza by myself and my stomach is screaming.

2

it’s when you eat so much your face looks like it’s about to explode and your brain is confused.

I ate so much I forgot my own name.

My face is round like a donut and I can’t stop eating.

I ate six tacos and now I feel like a taco monster.

3

it’s when your mouth is like a vacuum and you can’t stop shoveling food in.

I ate so fast my mouth is sore and my brain is full.

I vacuumed down a whole cake and now I’m full.

I ate like a vacuum and my pants are tight.

4

it’s when you eat so much your body is like, 'why?' and your stomach is like, 'more.'

I ate so much my body is confused and my stomach is happy.

I ate like a pig and my stomach is dancing.

I ate three pies and my body is screaming.

5

it’s when you eat like you’re trying to win a eating contest and you don’t care if you die.

I ate so much I think I’m going to die.

I ate like a champion and my stomach is full.

I ate a whole pizza and a burger and now I’m tired.

6

it’s when you’re so obsessed with food you eat like a robot on auto-pilot.

I ate without thinking and now I’m full.

I ate like a robot and my brain is tired.

I ate six sandwiches and didn’t even notice.