eat_my_bulbus_forehead

You're the best friend ever. I'd let you eat my bulbus forehead any day.

I'd eat my bulbus forehead for you. You're like a pizza with extra cheese.

You're the kind of friend who makes my face look like a failed science experiment.

You're so cool, I'd let you eat my bulbus forehead and still be happy.

I'd eat my bulbus forehead for you. You're the reason I even have a bulbus forehead.

You're like a superhero, but for my face.

I'd eat my bulbus forehead for you. You're better than a juicy burger.

You're so awesome, I'd let you eat my bulbus forehead and still feel full.

You're the kind of pal who could make a burger blush.