eat your wheaties

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A rude way of telling you to get your ass ready because you’re about to get destroyed. You better be eating your wheaties or you’ll be eating your failures.
Your mom says, 'Eat your wheaties or I’ll make you eat my old shoes.'
Your brother yells, 'Eat your wheaties or I’ll beat you up in front of your crush.'
Your teacher says, 'Eat your wheaties or you’ll be eating your lunch.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dirty phrase that means you have to be on your game or you’ll look like a total idiot. You better be strong, smart, and maybe even a little magical.
Your friend says, 'Eat your wheaties or you’ll be eating your pride.'
Your dad says, 'Eat your wheaties or I’ll eat your snacks.'
Your coach says, 'Eat your wheaties or I’ll make you run laps.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A mean way of telling you to be ready because you’re going to be tested. You better be as tough as a bullet or you’ll be crying like a baby.
Your sister says, 'Eat your wheaties or I’ll make you eat your homework.'
Your neighbor yells, 'Eat your wheaties or I’ll eat your goldfish.'
Your boss says, 'Eat your wheaties or you’ll be eating your paycheck.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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