eat your pie

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When you tell a girl you're gonna eat her pie it means you're gonna deep-fry her with a side of shame and hot sauce.

Bro, I told her I was gonna eat her pie and she ran out of the house crying.

My cousin said he was gonna eat my pie and then he took my pizza.

He said he was gonna eat her pie, then he ate her mom's pie instead.

When the old man screams at you to eat your meat and potato pie or he'll beat you with a belt made of swear words.

Dad said if I didn't eat my pie, I'd get the belt and I'd be grounded for life.

He threatened me with the iron belt just for not finishing my pie.

I got the iron belt for spilling my pie on the floor.

When you're so messed up you take a pie that's gonna kill you just to feel like you're not the worst person in the world.

He took the pie and died in 10 seconds. Classic.

She took the pie to save her brother and ended up dead instead.

I took the pie, and now I'm a ghost haunting the kitchen.