Eat your keyboard

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A fancy way of telling someone to hit their face so hard into the keyboard it becomes a facepalm for the entire internet
You just called your mom a taco. Eat your keyboard.
Your grammar is worse than your dating life. Eat your keyboard.
You said 'fries' like it's a curse. Eat your keyboard.
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When you tell someone to smash their face into their keyboard so hard it looks like a keyboard massacre
You just lost a bet. Eat your keyboard.
You called your teacher a donut. Eat your keyboard.
You said 'bathroom' like it was a bad word. Eat your keyboard.
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A rude way to say someone should press their face into the keyboard until it becomes a face-munching keyboard
You just insulted my mom. Eat your keyboard.
You said 'taco' like it was a swear word. Eat your keyboard.
You called my dog a donut. Eat your keyboard.
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