Eat your husband day

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December 29 is officially 'Eat Your Husband Day.' Grab a knife and fork and stuff that meathead full of food until he screams like a baby.

My husband is a pig. I'm gonna feed him until he's a cow.

I'm gonna eat my husband like a sandwich. No bread. Just pure meat.

I’m gonna eat my husband so fast he’ll be a snack by noon.

December 29 is 'Eat Your Husband Day.' Why wait for Christmas? Burn that man to a crisp and call it a holiday.

I’m gonna roast my husband like a Thanksgiving turkey. No mercy.

My husband is a beast. I’m gonna eat him like a burger. No cheese.

I’m gonna eat my husband until he’s a bone. That’s my plan.

December 29 is 'Eat Your Husband Day.' You can’t have Christmas without a good old-fashioned food fight with your husband.

I’m gonna eat my husband like a pizza. No crust. Just pure meat.

I’m gonna stuff my husband until he can’t breathe. That’s my holiday.

My husband is a sandwich. I’m gonna eat him for lunch.