eat your friends day

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Eat Your Friends Day is when you stuff your face with your friends like they’re free snacks.

My best friend tried to sneak me a burger, but I ate her whole head like it was a donut.

At school, I bit my friend’s arm off because he said my hair smelled like old pizza.

I ate my crush so hard, the teachers had to give me a food poisoning detention.

On March 25, you eat your girl best friend’s face like she’s a piece of pizza.

I bit my friend’s face so hard, her teeth flew out and hit the ceiling.

My girlfriend tried to kiss me, but I ate her like she was a taco.

I ate my crush’s face so fast, her eyes came out and said, ‘I’m still in love with you.’

April 28 is when you stuff your face with your friends like they’re free pizza.

I ate my best friend so fast, her hair came out and started doing the cha-cha.

At the party, I ate my friend’s leg like it was a hot dog.

I bit my friend’s head so hard, her brain flew out and said, ‘That was delicious.’