eat your face

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The person who loves you so much they want to slap you with a sandwich and call it a hug.

My crush just stared at me like I was a bagel and he was a wolf.

She texted me 'I love you so much I want to eat your face' during lunch.

He said 'I'd eat your face if you didn't look so good' at the prom.

A threat you can use when you’re high on bath salts and think your face is a snack.

'I’ll eat your face if you don’t stop talking about your ex.'

He said 'I’m high on bath salts and I’m eating your face right now.'

She texted me 'I’m coming to your house to eat your face.'

A face that looks so angry it makes you want to back up and hide under a table.

My teacher’s face looked like she wanted to eat my face after I threw a paper airplane at her.

He yelled at me so hard his face looked like it was eating mine.

She saw me cheating and her face was like 'I’m gonna eat your face.'

When someone is so hungry they think your face is a taco and they want to bite it.

He looked at me like I was a taco and said 'I’m gonna eat your face.'

My friend said 'I’m so hungry I could eat your face.'

She looked at me like I was a snack and said 'I’m gonna eat your face.'

When you eat so much it feels like your face is about to fall off and you’re proud of it.

I ate so much pizza I looked like I was about to eat my own face.

He ate three burgers and said 'I’m gonna eat your face.'

She ate so much cake she looked like she was gonna eat my face.

When you send someone so much clout they start to look like a snack and you want to eat them.

He gave me so much clout I looked like a snack and he said 'I’m gonna eat your face.'

She sent me clout so hard I thought my face was going to be eaten.

He gave me clout until my face looked like it was going to be eaten.