eat your ass with a spoon

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You take a spoon, any spoon, and shove it up their butt so hard it makes a fart sound. Then you pull their guts out like spaghetti and eat it with the same spoon.
My mom said she'd eat my ass with a spoon if I didn't clean my room.
He challenged me to eat his ass with a spoon because he was full of hot air.
She ate my ass with a spoon during lunch and didn't even blink.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You use a spoon to dig into their butt like it's a treasure chest and you’re the pirate. Then you pull out their insides and eat them like a snack.
At the party, I ate my friend's ass with a spoon and it was the best snack ever.
He said he'd eat my ass with a spoon if I didn't stop talking.
She ate her brother's ass with a spoon during breakfast and laughed like a maniac.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You stick a spoon up their butt, twist it like a cheese grater, and pull out their guts to eat them like ice cream.
He ate my ass with a spoon and said it was better than ice cream.
I used a spoon to eat my sister's ass because she was being annoying.
My dad ate my ass with a spoon and said I was the best dessert he ever had.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You stick a spoon up their butt, shake it like a cocktail shaker, and drink their insides like a smoothie.
She ate my ass with a spoon and said it tasted like a smoothie.
I used a spoon to eat my brother's ass because he was being a jerk.
He drank my ass with a spoon and said it was the best thing he ever had.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You use a spoon to dig into their butt like it's a dirt hole, and then you eat their guts like they're candy.
She ate my ass with a spoon and said it was the sweetest candy.
He used a spoon to eat my ass because I wouldn't shut up.
I ate my dad's ass with a spoon and got a cookie for dessert.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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You stick a spoon up their butt and twist it like you're mixing a drink, then you pull out their guts and eat them like a salad.
He ate my ass with a spoon and said it was the best salad ever.
She used a spoon to eat my ass because I was being messy.
I ate my mom's ass with a spoon and said it was the best meal of the day.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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