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‘Eat your ass’ is what your dad yells when he sees your messy room and your mom’s divorce papers.

My dad said, 'Eat your ass!' when I left my clothes on the floor again.

My brother yelled, 'Eat your ass!' after I spilled soup on his new shoes.

My uncle screamed, 'Eat your ass!' when I told him I got kicked out of school again.

You say ‘eat your ass’ to your friend on Halloween if they try to steal your candy and then trip into a jack-o-lantern.

My friend said, 'Eat your ass!' after I threw pumpkin guts on his head.

I yelled, 'Eat your ass!' when he tried to take my candy and fell into a pile of leaves.

He screamed, 'Eat your ass!' when I made him wear a costume and he cried.

‘Eat your ass’ is what you say when your friend makes you angry and you just want to punch them but you don’t have gloves.

I told my friend, 'Eat your ass!' after he called me a baby.

My friend said, 'Eat your ass!' because I took his lunch money.

I yelled, 'Eat your ass!' when he stole my video game.

‘Eat your ass’ is when you’re so poor you eat old pizza for weeks just to save up for a new phone, and you’re still mad about it.

I ate old pizza for a month just to save up for a new phone. Eat your ass!

I skipped breakfast to save money for a phone. Eat your ass!

I had to eat expired pizza because I couldn’t afford a phone. Eat your ass!

‘Eat your ass’ is when you take a spoon and stick it up someone’s butt, twist it like a screwdriver, and then eat their guts like a taco.

I took a spoon and stuck it up my friend’s butt. Eat your ass!

I used a fork to eat my friend’s guts. Eat your ass!

I took a spoon, twisted it, and ate his guts. Eat your ass!