eat with the boss

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you're being fed lies by your boss and you just grin and nod like a chump because you're too scared to say no.

My boss said the project was easy. I said 'Sure thing.' I'm now buried in work.

He told me I could leave early. I left at 5:01. He laughed at me.

She said I was doing great. I got a raise and a new coffee mug. It's just a mug.

you're stuck in a meeting with your boss and you're just trying to survive without getting yelled at.

He said the client was happy. I nodded. I was right. He was wrong.

She asked for my opinion. I gave it. She gave me more work.

He said we had time. I had time until 3 a. m.

you're being talked down to by your boss and you're too tired to fight back.

He said I was a slacker. I said 'Thanks, boss.' I got a new task.

She said I was lazy. I said 'I'm just creative.' I got a new task.

He said I needed to be better. I said 'Yes, sir.' I got a new task.

you're stuck eating lunch with your boss and it's the worst kind of torture.

He asked about my weekend. I said 'Great.' He asked about my family. I said 'Great.' I got a new task.

She said I was a good employee. I said 'Thanks.' I got a new task.

He said I was doing well. I said 'Thanks.' I got a new task.

you're forced to listen to your boss's nonsense and you're just trying to keep your sanity.

He said I was a great worker. I said 'Thanks, boss.' I got a new task.

She said I was a good employee. I said 'Thanks.' I got a new task.

He said I was a top performer. I said 'Thanks.' I got a new task.