Eat ur wifis budassy day

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This day we stuff our wifis budassy down our throat and laugh like we just won the lottery
My wifi is so bad today I'm eating it like it's my last meal
I just ate my wifi and it tasted like regret and burnt toast
Today’s the day I stuff my budassy and call it a meal
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We chew up our wifis budassy like it’s a cursed snack
My wifi is so bad I had to chew it like it was a tough piece of gum
I bit into my budassy and it was full of static and sadness
I ate my wifi and it gave me a headache and a side of shame
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Today we swallow our wifis budassy and hope we don’t get a wifi stomach ache
I swallowed my wifi and now I feel like I have a rock in my gut
My budassy is so bad I think I need a laxative for the internet
I ate my wifi and now I can’t even scroll without a stomach growl
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