Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone gets smothered by cute stuff like a baby or a girl doing silly stuff. You just want to squeeze them like a soggy taco.

My niece did a backflip and I ate her up like she was a burrito.

That puppy licked my face and I ate him up like he was a snack.

She smiled at me and I ate her up like she was my last piece of pizza.

2

When a guy licks a girl’s snatch like he’s cleaning a toilet with his tongue. It’s gross, but it’s also kind of cool.

He ate up her snatch like she was a dirty plate.

He licked her like he was doing the dishes.

He ate her up like he was cleaning a toilet.

3

When you suck a girl’s snatch after you had sex. It’s like eating the crumbs from a messy table.

He ate up her snatch like it was a snack after dinner.

After sex, he sucked her like he was cleaning up crumbs.

She was messy, and he ate her up like she was a leftover pizza.

4

When a guy licks a girl’s snatch. It’s like he’s trying to steal her secrets.

He ate her up like he was trying to steal her secrets.

He licked her like he was looking for treasure.

He sucked her up like she was a secret candy.

5

When someone is super (adjective). Like super hot or super dumb. It’s a Southern way of saying something really bad or really good.

He was eat up stupid like he had a brain made of cheese.

She was eat up hot like she was on fire.

He was eat up rich like he had a piggy bank for every day.

6

When you believe something so much it’s like you’re dumb. Or when you get something so fast it feels like a slap in the face.

I believed that lie like I was a fool.

I got the news like it hit me in the face.

I took the job like it was free candy.

7

When something looks so bad it makes you want to cry. Like a bad haircut or a messy room.

That shirt looked like it was hit by a train.

That room looked like a tornado lived there.

That hair looked like a raccoon had a party.